I know a lot of people that have come here for Spring Break or the Winter Music Conference and have decided Miamis the place for them, and while as a business person, I welcome their economic stimulus, it can definitely get annoying when it gets even worse to find parking at the beach or theres more congestion due to traffic accidents from people who havent learned how to properly drive down here. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Three days later, my phone rang. var output = ''; I am happy that we are now a united family and living happily just like i have ever wanted all thanks to this great man. Making Miami even more stressful is the long commute time, a high unemployment rate, and a high rate of divorce. You dont like it it FUCK OFF and go back to CUBA or where you came from. } I was there this June and July and would spend my time on the beach, and eating churros at Manolos. Move elsewhere. else output += unescape(l[i]); belle //= 0; i=i-1){ Golden Panther in the Midwest (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) //]]> After leaving Miami, I lived in a few cities: New York, D.C., Los Angeles and Atlanta. They came from a 3rd world banana republic, so to them, ignorant Miami is a paradise.. And they confine themselves to Miami because its dumb-friendly, and they feel normal there. (4) If you want to be rich. Thats why these rags have transmogrified this city in a rats nest. Here are some facts.. Raised in Miami you cant stand online to pay for anything, because they love to cut you off. Also, as a writer who contributes to Cosmopolitan magazine (yeah, I did some research on you bud) I find it hypocritical that you call Miami people dumb, when you write for one of the nations trashiest magazines. , After reading all these,I decided to give it a try. Offices are like zoos The only way your workplaces loud music, noisy phone conversations, and Spanglish yelling across cubicles will seem normal is if your previous workplace was a dog kennel. else output += unescape(l[i]); Let us all be a little more educated and agree that there are many different immigrant groups and other factors that have shaped what Miami is today. Everything involves drinking You know youve lived here too long when you start pregaming ballet recitals. 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(8) If you need financial assistance. High crime. says: the only good thing about miami is visiting for a little while., and then leaving! says: 26. The people in south Florida are absolute garbage. I grew up in Miami Shores and have always lived a very American life and I could not wait to run out of Florida for College to NYU as soon as I turned 18 and after 10 years in NY I moved back thinking things had changed and they did and will always change for the good or the bad change brings upset. There is a great spell caster called LORD AGUMA who can really solve your problem. Rooo [CDATA[ (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address), http://www.forbes.com/2009/11/30/americas-most-unequal-cities-business-beltway-unequal-cities_slide_9.html, http://www.forbes.com/2011/02/02/stockton-miami-cleveland-business-washington-miserable-cities_slide_3.html, http://www.bls.gov/web/metro/laummtrk.htm, http://www.allstatenewsroom.com/releases/miami-ranks-180th-on-2011-allstate-america-s-best-drivers-report, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/19/10-rudest-cities-in-ameri_n_810983.html#s226171&title=4_Miami, http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18665115/ns/health-mental_health/t/miami-drivers-have-worst-road-rage/#.TqnYZEOImU8, http://ctp.iccas.miami.edu/FOCUS_Web/Issue137.htm, http://www.bestplaces.net/docs/studies/stress1.aspx, Discuss the surrounding area in our hugely popular, 25 Things You Must Know Before Moving to Miami. And while thats a general statement being that there are exceptions and people who have, attempted, or attempt to change the Landscape (Kudos to you all), the reality is that Miami has evolved into the epitome of Mainstream Society. says: Hello every body. In maimi dade I have to wait 4 weeks to get an appointment. var output = ''; Miami is not really a american city as spanish dominates here. } says: Miami showcases a legion of dumbshits, on a good day. Being here for 23 years has been great, but I want to live someplace else for a while. I guess some people have forgotten that, lol. says: I love Americans. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) First he was running around with a bunch of sleazy girls promoting sh*tty parties for Sex Energy Drink. Got myself some tiger balm and my big ass beach towel. 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Besides, it looks ridiculous.